Put them in the medicine cabinet next to your detachable penis. You know, when you think it might get you into trouble.

Why would I pay $4.99 to self host something? This is seflhosted right? I mean, thats the name of the community after all.

Same here. I went through 3 Netgear’s and a Linksys in as many years and said no more. Moved to Ubiquiti and haven’t looked back. My current dream machine of two years replaced a still working but older/slower cloud gateway of 5 yrs with AC Pro’s and now a WiFi 7 AP. The last NetGear I replaced cost more than the Cloud Gateway + AC Pro. And the latter was way faster with better coverage.

Everyone’s got different luck with computer gear though. I know I’ve had bad luck with things other people rave about, so choices are great to have.