Damn it just creeps up on you every year, doesn’t it? I need to get to work on my parade float ASAP! Does anyone have any spare pillowcases?

I got a generator, a rifle and a lawn chair.

It’s probably that. I get it. But it still undermines the good will of the community. I’m tempted to delete my original comment for the gag.

What the hell is the purpose?

Do they sell/auction them? If so, where? I’ve seen some things on municibid, but most of it is like “900 iPads, must buy all of them!” or “here’s a pallet of printers!”